i want to sleep with her, not *be* her

(with all due credit for the title to my 18 year old cousin, who said to her mom, “Mommy, I don’t want to *be* Barbie, I just want to play with her!” in response to a “talk” about lack of reality in Barbie’s proportions)

Which Dyke to Watch Out For Are You?
created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Lois

You are Lois, the ladykiller who’s mellowed into an awesome, loyal girlfriend. Give yourself permission to read the newest Harry Potter at Camp Trans.

Lois		80%
Stuart		70%
Sparrow		60%
Mo		50%
Toni		50%
Sydney		45%
Clarice		40%

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