If I have to see another blissfully-ignorant, straight, fertile pregnant woman and then hear people gush about how “gorgeous” she looks, I will stab myself in the eye.  Both eyes, maybe.  Just so you know.


16 Comments on “”

  1. vee says:

    Not if I stab HER in the eyes first, you won’t. xxx

  2. jay says:

    Please don’t stab your eyes. Because then you will miss the internets. I also send hugs and much cursing xxxx

  3. BTDTandthensome says:

    Big hugs to you. I know how hard that is. But just remember that you may not know her whole story. Even some of us heteros have stories of TTC and loss that would make you cry your eyes out and thank your lucky stars.

    Sending gorgeous blissful vibes your way.

  4. the injector says:

    no stabbing; please no. or at least use a rubber knife. know we share in your frustration; it is never-ending… xoxo

  5. reproducinggenius says:

    No, you have lovely eyes. It would be a shame for you to stab them.

    On the other hand, I understand the desire to commit acts of violence in situations like these. I find screaming at the ocean works nicely.

    Beyond having to endure experiences like this, how are you doing?

    Thinking of you. xoxo

  6. qweirdutah says:

    stay away from the zoo – and malls – blissfully ignorant straight pregnant women own those venues –

    thinking of you –

  7. sorenson says:

    you know what? that feeling doesn’t go away, even if you do get to have your own baby in your own arms one day…

  8. j says:

    you will be sad if you are blind.

  9. yup, another sara says:

    Better yet, stab the idiots who are spouting such trite things in the eyes- they deserve it!

  10. strawberry says:

    We were at the mall last night…can you change it to this: If I have to see another blissfully-ignorant, straight, fertile pregnant TEENAGER…

  11. gypsygrrl says:

    ooh nope. sorry not allowed. your eyes are too nice. but i think we should get to whack her and whoever is being clueless and gushing about such pregnant gorgeousness over the head with something.


  12. Olive says:

    Something needs to be stabbed, no doubt.

  13. mrsbluemont says:

    Yep. But just nose laugh at her. Don’t hurt your sweet eyes. I love those eyes.

    If it makes you feel better, I’m planning a trip to Virginia in February. Any chance I could take you for tea? Or whiskey. Whichever is allowed at that time.

    So much love. xx

  14. Clemency says:

    Hand me a ballpoint pen, I’ll join you.


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