millionth time’s the charmPosted: November 29, 2007
Because we have been Very Busy working on quantum mechanics in my class, I have not yet taught my children how to write their names*. Hence, cho-girl had to sigh for the sp*rm at school today. She was soooo ‘cited! It’s been a looonnng time since the FedEx man has come to school with a styrofoam box for me – over 2 years, which you’d know if you’d done your homework.
I’ve opted to use my good old Keeper this go round, not the Instead cup, as I am better at getting Teh Keeper in my hoo-ha. Plus, I have to run off to the theater for Large Fabric Instalations R Us (aka curtain making), so there is no time for a nice legs-in-the-air lie down this afternoon. Sophie is here so I’ll also be forgoing the un-required but helpful “activity” that usually accompanies an insem.
Keep your hands and arms inside the car, kids, it’s CD 12 with a high on the monitor, but negative opk, perfect CM and an afternoon insem.
*What we’re really working on is how not to pick your friend’s nose at circle time. No, actually, we’re working on how to not be so annoying that your teacher’s head explodes. No, really this time, we’re working on Independence and Peace.