Or, this post is not all about my boobs, despite what it looks like.

neighbor baby and peeps

Neighbor Baby hearts Teh Peeps.  Who have a new and improved home not immortalized here.  This is their old not-so-hot home.

pigtail

Folks who have done their required reading will remember the neighbor cooked a Whole Pig in my drive way.  Other folks who’ve read Little House in the Big Woods will remember that the pig’s tail was a Big Deal in that book and hence a Big Deal to me, although not to anyone else.  It was delicious.  And doesn’t my gf have nice legs?  I love when she wears shorts.  And will somebody tell me why posting and aligning pictures is so fucking hard in WP?