Or, this post is not all about my boobs, despite what it looks like.

Neighbor Baby hearts Teh Peeps. Who have a new and improved home not immortalized here. This is their old not-so-hot home.

Folks who have done their required reading will remember the neighbor cooked a Whole Pig in my drive way. Other folks who’ve read Little House in the Big Woods will remember that the pig’s tail was a Big Deal in that book and hence a Big Deal to me, although not to anyone else. It was delicious. And doesn’t my gf have nice legs? I love when she wears shorts. And will somebody tell me why posting and aligning pictures is so fucking hard in WP?


