Shit

I missed yesterday. Fail.

Anyway. It snowed. And there’s no school tomorrow. And we are drinking and tv-ing at the neighbors’. Again.

 

not fail

Watching a movie at the neighbors. NOT failing at nablopothingy. Not. Failing.

 

dispatch from next door

Entertaining things – two – about the neighbors:

1. They have a “day bar.”
2. Said day bar has monthly themes.  This month features scotch.

 

glutonous

Here I am.  Just back from …. birth class.  No, no.  I’m not knocked up.  I’m taking it for my doula certification.  You’ll remember, you old timers, you, that I took at weekend long doula training class.  And it was great.  And birth work is great, what I can do of it – teaching sort of gets in the way of being on call for births.  Having taken the training, but not completed the certification process, I can attend births, but I cannot claim to be a “certified” doula.  To be certified, I have to write up six births I’ve attended and take a birth education class, in addition to other things I’ve already done.  Well, a friend is offering a free birth education class, so I figured I’d take it and be all the closer to certified.

And it’s great.  Yep.  Great.  Full of interesting information and well balanced with regards to intervention-heavy vs. intervention-free birth.

And it’s hard to sit through – writing a birth plan or visualizing my cervix opening like a flower seems rather akin to prodding an almost healed puncture wound with a chopstick.

And it’s straight.  Yes, friends, you’d think I’d know at this point that coupled, straight people have babies and most of them have no real, true idea that I exist.  Nobody’s mean, or hateful, or anything like that.  It’s simply as if single mothers, or lesbians, or any other differently familed people might be giving birth, too.

 

day two

Yes, I am 2 for 2.

See, the issue with blogging, and my internet life in general, has been a hardware issue.  There seems to be something wrong with the antenna in my laptop and I can only pick up a wireless signal if I sit right by a router.  And the router I make use of is in my neighbors’ study.  So I am not so much on line these days.  Or, rather, I’m on line with my tiny handheld thing, which is great – wow, is it great – but not so conducive to typing anything longer than 3 characters.  Oh, the excuses.

I just *know* you’ve missed hearing  the quotidian details of my life.  Yes, you’ve been crying until your eyes bleed, hitting refresh over and over again these many months, waiting, in vain, it seemed, for a post with more to it than what I ate for lunch.

Poor you!  So let’s play catch up!  Oh boy!  Here’s the list version, which is, as you may know, my favorite version. Let’s all agree that this is not an exhaustive list, ‘kay?

1. Work.  School is great.  As in, really, really fucking great.  I have an amazing class, an amazing assistant, an amazing intern (An intern?  Me?!  I feel so legit.) and we are collectively doing amazing things like all wearing underpants and usually keeping them clean and dry!  Woo and hoo!
2. The snow.  JFC, the snow.  And there’s more coming?  I heart snow days.
3. Infertility.  It bites.  And it’s close companion, lack of funds, also bites.  Still slogging along, though.  Don’t despair.  Mostly I don’t.  Mostly.
4. Affianced.  Oh, quit laughing.  I still have all sorts of issues with the institution itself, but, weirdly, I really want to do it.  More on this later.
5. Housing.  I have, for the first time ever, asked a roommate to move out.  It kind of sucks.  Not the roommate, although he’s not ideal, but the asking.  Conflict avoidant is the appropriate self-help-y terms, I think.
6. Food.  My old CSA stopped being a CSA.  They only do wine now.  Which is great, but, y’all, I want food, too.  So now I have a new CSA.    Also, The chicken are laying 2 or 3 eggs a day now.
7. Lunch, natch.  Left over spicy beef thingy from the hot new Chinese place.  Woo!  Hot!

Wasn’t that the most gripping news you’ve heard all day?  Now, tell me your lunch.

 

Arg

Stupid free itouch aps are confusing. Wish my computer worked better.

 

Nablonumbone

Here it is DayOne of nablopothingy and I almost didn’t post. There are a host of Computer Issues that have made my Internet Life complicated. Or, if you’d rather, Complicated. Anyway. How about a list? Or rather, how about a list. Because Ima write one weather you say yes or no.

*it snowed
*there was no school. Woo!
*I went in anyway.
*recent loads of firewood have been more or less for shit. Thus, I am cold. Ish. Not really too cold; don’t worry.
*the laundry room pipes thawed today and I am frantically washing clothes.
*I will start walking to school again. I will. And not just because my car is not yer dug out.
*I have a broken and sometimes noisey turbine roof vent. I have no idea what to do about it. I have a gf who can’t sleep well under the best of circumstances and this is not helping. Woo.
*I also have half the house left to vacuum and dinner to pull out of my figurative ass.

Exciting times in Starrhill.

 

nablopoblah

I’m doing it.  Hold me to it, y’all.

All the news from Starrhill, everyday, for the next month, right here, right now.

Can I get a what, what?!

See you Monday.

 

Round Up

The usual Xmas house guests are here. The fire is hot. There are baked apples in the works for tomorrow’ guests. We are getting two eggs from the chickens most days. The boy kitten is learning to come to a whistle. We had the snow storm of the century and it bought me two nights of slumber party fun. There are several bottles of cheap French sparkling wine chilling in a snow drift.

All merry all the time, my friends.

 

lunches, few and far between

Delicious Indian food from the teacher next door. She paid me in lunch to make 21 paper cranes for her classroom. It was sag paneer, butter chicken, some potato/peas saucey-but-nameless thing, and rice. And naan. As a large portion of my lunchtime is spent opening tiny food containers for tiny children, I ate with a spoon, not with my hands.

And you?